I’m An AAA Battery

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[barbie-isalive]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[rabid-logan]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework]

This is what school children in America are taught.
That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate
SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitch30928]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[iwantineedthebooty]

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

[frosty-smosh]

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

[aroace-nestingplace]

It makes me ill that I have to know this.

[homescreenqueen]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT! If you have a chance run or this an that’s it do not just sit and hide

[playfulmoodlet-2]

I’m a Brit, but FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST AMERICANS PLEASE STAY SAFE

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[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[I’m An AAA Battery]

gofundme.com

Click here to support Miranda Cracraft Memorial Fund organized by Mark Fischbach

Miranda Rose Cracraft, age 19 of Fayetteville, Ohio passed away Tuesday, June 19, 2018 as the result of an auto accident. She was a licensed cosmetologist, a 2017 graduate of Fayetteville Perry High School and Southern Hills Career Technical Center and a member of the Georgetown Church of Christ....

[markipliergamegifs]

Hey guys, I don’t know if you have seen, but Mark updated the description to the update video to include this GoFundMe link to help with the funeral expenses. I know in times like these we need to watch out for fake links, but this came from Mark’s video so you can be sure it’s legit.

Please consider donating to help the family if you are able. Don’t feel pressure to donate if you can’t. Please share the link if you can.

I hope that this can help ease some of the financial burden after their loss.

<3

[I’m An AAA Battery]

Chubby does not equal Ugly

[mister-moscato]

Pass it on

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[kimbureh]

you know I once googled how very organized housewives kept their homes super clean. And one thing they suggested was, if a task can be done in less than 2 minutes, do it right away.

And I have to think about this very often when depression tells me to delay doing things, if it tells me something is too much work right now etc.

If I can do it in less than 2 minutes I can do it no matter how exhausting it seems.

That’s what I tell myself. And it works!

I get more done and after 2 minutes I usually realize the pain doing this thing is not so horrible as my brain suggested. And then I keep going and expand the task and get real work done, holy shit

[fthgurdy]

That’s…. actually brilliant. Two minutes is so short, it’s relatively an easy amount of time to FORCE yourself to work on something, even when you’re just completely deflated.

What works really really well for me is to compound annoying tasks that don’t require much thought with something actually pleasant. It took a long time to find the actual pleasant thing, but with audiobooks I can actually end up looking for chores to do because I want to continue listening to the book, and it doesn’t combine well with anything except the most mindless work.

That’s how I cleaned my bathroom top to bottom two weeks ago, after barely being able to pick up empty loo rolls from the floor for…well, months.

[I’m An AAA Battery]

[fuckyeahasexual]

So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.

[fuckyeahasexual]

Signal let’s you securely text and make phone calls.

Onion Browser allows you to surf the web without leaving a trail.

Duck Duck Go isn’t super secure but it won’t record your searches like Google.

ProtonMail is a email client that lets you email other secure email accounts.

Periscope allows you to stream live video.

Semaphor is there so you can securely make group chat rooms.

American privacy laws allow you to use these all. So that’s pretty cool.

[beaniebaneenie]

Because we’re currently living in the prologue of a cyberpunk dystopian novel, imma reblog this.

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[not-abox]

Digging through old sketch books.

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[evilwives]

The two attitudes towards Detroit: Become Human I see on my dash

Attitude 1: David Cage is an absolute bastard and the day I see him is the day he dies

Attitude 2: I can and will die for Connor

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Youtubers you’ll no longer be able to watch if European’s copyright laws passes

[teach-me-how-to-buggy]

Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye, DanTDM, Daniel Howell, Phil Lester, Caspar, Marzia, and many more.

Anyone and everyone in Europe will no longer be able to view fanwork, Let’s Plays, memes, etc. This is so much worse than Net Neutrality will/would be.

Petition if you live outside of Europe/UK

Petition you can only sign if you live in Europe/UK

Here are three other links that provide more info.

TL;DR
The upcoming European copyright laws = mass Internet censorship

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[lummophoenix]

i saw this somewhere and i just..

bonus: